The Sunday School teacher was describing
how Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a
pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, "My
mommy looked back once while she was driving
"he announced triumphantly," and she
turned into a telephone pole!"
Did Noah Fish?
A Sunday School teacher asked, "Johnny, do
you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he
was on the Ark?" "No," replied Johnny.
"How could he, with just two worms."
The teacher asked her students, "Who can tell
me what the ruler of Russia was called?"
"Czar," the class replied in unison. "Correct.
And what was his wife called?" "Czarina," the
class replied. "Good! And what were his children
called?" A timid voice piped up.